Wednesday, May 26, 2010

Re Run Of the Pac Man

I have been lazy upto my bone marrow to even fill applications forms for higher studies, but sudden motivation got me into this.

Yes i am done with college(subject to no arrear/cups in final sem). I am not gonna go on saying i lost weight, got a puppy and all that hash, i know you aint gonna give a damn, i m no broad to tell you this shit.

The Inspiration for this post is with reference to the recent Pac Man doodle on google, i havent played this game much and it has never got me fascinated like the Italian plumber has along with brother.
And the biggest joke is they have given a business strategy the name of this game, imagine a board room of a top notch corporate entity in a war room situation with serious jargons and cool words which will taking British Council classes to pronounce flying around and one smart chappie goes on saying lets use the Pac Man strategy and picture it in such a way some guy like chandler bing says it, in all sophisticated humour and accent making it sound kool and it would take the joke to the next level if none of suit boot coot's didnt know what it refers to which makes our chandler bing the cometh the moment cometh the man stud until he explains what it is.

Here it reaches a junction with two bifurcations, one - they all know what that strategy is and have a flash bulb moment as they didnt know it was called Pac Man Strategy or they spit on him for giving such an outrageous idea (it takes some ball to get on with the Pac Man Strategy)

and he is replaced , like how a board room dude is replaced in Phineas and Ferb in that episode
where P and F produce the Perry the Platypus Toy , with the tagline - It does nothing.

Ironic enough , when i saw this episode i wanted to file suit against disney for copying my forte.

What does MVL do ? ......... He or It (however you like it) does nothing.

I should add that to my resume , its a skill i have mastered for 20 years in the making , i am still fifteen tho, because Taylor Swift went about tearing my heart away singing' "Cause when youre fifteen and somebody tells you they love you ,youre gonna believe them"

Of course i am gonna believe them , i am fifteen got no sense of my own and an immature nit who thinks life is made of sand castles and golden spoons feeding me 3 meals a day unknowing it s all my fathers wallet and nothing more to it.

But dont worry taylor , Matt Stone and Trey Parker did the getting back for you with GayFish......... mf*ing gay fish gay fish gay fish, man that guy who sang the song is the real Kanye Weat, he should be the Kanye West, where do they find these people ? no wonder USA is a land of realising dreams, *Imitate Kanye West*

We need to realise imitating John Lennon and Frank Sinatra will lead this world a better direction, Kanye West, my left toe !

And some jobless whiplash created this application on facebook, Kanye West your friends, i m gonna create , Goundamani - Senthil your friends that will look more funny and worthwhile.........


Shabba all this in one flow, cant go more, brain drained, need to recharge..... if u dare put mokkai if i use booster, i swear to god i ll do what Glenn Mc Grath threatened Ramnaresh Sarwan with.

Asta La Vista

1 comment:

  1. First things first. Pac-Man ROCKS!!! (Note that I haven't denigrated it by using the CRASS reeling "raacks" :P :P)

    The strategy. Well that requires quite a bit of balls, gall, gab, investor jabberwocky and a teensy weensy bit of the four letter that felix felicis gifts one with.

    Should watch this episode that you've mentioned. All of us are like you when it comes to dwelling in sand-castles. So no worries :P :P

    If you're "flabbergasted" with USA being the "land of realising dreams" apropos some guy imitating Kanye West, what would you Canada with reference to "humans" going gaga over "YOU-KNOW-WHAT" : \

    I do wholeheartedly concur with you on people needing to realise that imitating Lennon and Sinatra is what requires true talent.

    On the whole, a my kind of post. Well done "matter" mani!!!

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